Archive for September, 2005

Getting Sued

Friday, September 30th, 2005

Ever been sued? Me neither. At least, not until last night. I got served 5 minutes before our condo association board meeting. Small claims court, but they broke it up into 2 suits for close to 5K each. Not going to say too much on here about my position. I have no idea if the plaintiffs know about the Internet. Am I scared? Oprah once said, “Doan be skerd.”

Here’s Jennifer and her partner’s story as told in the court docs. Beware, they make me sound like a pretty bad guy — a vandal, trespasser, thief. Hopefully you know by now that I’m not that guy:

Suit one: “He trespassed on my property and then stole my fence after he tore it down. he also cut down my tree and removed other plants and landscaping on my property.” “Based on estimates I received to replace and repair the items he stole and damaged.” 5,000 claim.

Suit two: “He trespassed on my property and then stole my fence after he tore it down. This cause additional damage to a nearby wall as well as the exterior of my property. He also cut and removed a great deal of mature landscaping on my property.” “Based on estimates I received to replace and repair the items he stole, damaged, and destroyed.” 3,750 claim.

More to come…

What’s on TiVo?

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

Is watching TV or movies worse than reading a book? What is so different about the two?

The new fall tv shows are on. Here are most of my season pass picks (no particular order):
- Arrested Development (first runs only) (FOX)< — saving all 3rd seasons to watch AFTER Zack and I have a 2nd season DVD marathon
- Simpsons ( first runs only)(FOX)
- Best Week Ever (first runs only)(VH1)
- Breaking Bonaduce (first runs only)(VH1)
- Rome (first runs only)(HBO)
- The OC (first runs only)(FOX)
- Entourage (first runs only)(HBO)
- Redskins Footbal (can’t setup a season pass)(NFL Season Ticket)

Am I missing any good ones? Why can’t I just get HBO, FOX, NFL Season Ticket, and VH1?

Best new show is probably Rome. It’s really well done. Takes me back to high school Latin class, watching I Claudius. It’s all the same characters, but with good battle scenes, much higher production quality, and real drama.

N&S Wedding Pics

Wednesday, September 21st, 2005

Some pics from Nick and Susan’s wedding weekend. The new room divider and mantle window.

Went to Bowis’ birthday party last night. Hundreds of folks showed up. They had the top terrace of this new sushi joint in Santa Monica, Akwa, reserved. We left around 11 and there was a line of folks around the building waiting to get in. They sure know how to party.

Rain and Weekend Run-down

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005

Last night it thunderstormed in the OC. We probably get one or two thunderstorms per year out here. And when we do get them, they’re crazy, whip-cracking storms with sudden downpours. So loud. It’s been nice and cloudy all day. I wish I didn’t have work and could sit at home reading, watching movies, or napping on the couch. Those are such good activities on rainy days.

This weekend I painted all my doorways and doors. We had painted everything but the doorways and doors, so there were these obnoxious yell0wed slabs all over the house. Now they’re nice and white. Only did one coat though, so you can see some brush strokes in direct light. I’m totally FINE with it.

Finally, on Saturday, Bronwen and I went antiquing in the old town of Orange. It’s this cool little town about 15 minutes away with a ton of antique shops. We bought an old window that I painted and hung above our fireplace. Also bought two old plantation shutters that are about 8 feet high. I set them up in our living/dining room as a room divider. Looks cool.

Doppler

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

Heard the baby’s heartbeat yesterday. The doc put a little hand-held microphone, about the size of an ice-cream cone, on Bronwen’s stomach. The microphone was hooked up to a speaker unit about the size of a sandwich. The doc moved the Mic around until we could hear Bronwen’s slow, steady heartbeat. Sounded like a pile driver. The doc kept moving it until we heard the quick beat of the baby. It was about twice as fast as Bronwen’s heartbeat, firm, and steady. Exciting.

As chair of the Architectural Review Committee for 260 Victoria St, I’m starting to get a little tired of all the work our place needs. Several of my neighbors have been awesome about working on our complex. We’ve trimmed back 90% of the trees and have hauled most of it away to the dumpsters. Others just want to complain. I’ve also got to figure out a fair policy for unit exteriors. It’s guaranteed that someone will be angry.

Football

Monday, September 12th, 2005

The 2005 NFL football season has finally begun. I have the NFL Sunday Ticket on DirecTV so, yes, I can watch every Washington Redskins game from sunny California. The Skins won yesterday, and I’m thrilled. Now if only one of the quarterbacks could start lighting it up, then I’d be happy.

The NFL is an interesting marketing phenomenon. They have done an amazing job managing their product. They have done two key things to build their brand: 1. they have limited the product supply, and 2. every year they have increased the stakes. Both factors increase demand for the product.

16 games in the season means the supply is extremely limited to about 8 home games. Most fans only have 8 chances to see their team play in their hometown. This keeps ticket price averages at around $75 for 91,000 seat stadiums. Think gross income of over $10 million per NFL game for each franchise. By aggressively fighting merchandise counterfeiters and game rebroadcasts on the Internet, the NFL has also maintained a tight leash on its naming rights. That’s right, even the team names and logos are owned by the NFL. Ever wonder why most football commercials on TV use generic team colors and names? That’s why. NFL generates income from every possible use of team names. And the stakes grow higher every year. Ticket prices increase every year. Players are faster, bigger, stronger, and command larger salaries. Game day now closely resembles the days of Roman gladiators. The NFL has been able to create a game of such magnitude by constantly raising the stakes and keeping it compelling. THAT’s why football is so exciting.

Hurricane Help

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

What have you done to help hurricane Katrina victims? Donations to the Red Cross? How do you decide what to give and to whom? DHL is offering free shipment of sealed boxes of used clothing. It was a no-brainer to bring in some bags of old clothes.

I am saddened that in this time of trouble our nation is fixated on race. I’ve heard people say the hurricane response was slow because New Orleans is a mostly black area. I’ve heard that only white people had enough money to evacuate the city. I’ve heard that President Bush hates black people (read the Kayne West ridiculousness). There are even relief funds out there designed to only help African Americans.

The first responders in a crisis are supposed to be local governments. The local authorities, in this case, failed miserably. In response, local private citizens, the Feds, and the world (in that order) are mobilizing. To draw any further conclusions this soon after the disaster, while the city is still under water, is premature, useless, and unproductive. Why immediately turn to placing blame and discussing race?

I’ve decided I will not give to a fund that discriminates based on race. The entire lower economic class is in need — white, black, whatever the skin color. My father in law, Homer, forwarded me the following email. It is definitely worth a read. First-hand account of a private citizen in New Orleans. I’d be down there doing exactly the same thing.

—–Original Message—–
From: moriceman@aol.com [mailto:moriceman@aol.com]
Sent: Sunday, September 04, 2005 11:48 AM
To:
Subject:

Dear Friends,

I want to thank all of you for your heartfelf responses of love, encouragement and offerings of shelter. I also want to thank all of you have offered employment. I am with my mother and brother at his house in Morgan City, Louisiana, only 87 miles West of N.O. My father is doing fine as he was able to evacuate as well.

As many of you know, I have spent the last four days living in the second floor of my neighbor’s home on Napoleon Avenue with 8 1/2 feet of water on my doorstep. I was blessed to have two good friends stay with me who recognized the needs of our neighbors, and accepted the dangers and perils of being a volunteer during a time of mass tradgedy, compounded by confusion, poor planning and an inconconceivable response. Their names are Beaux Whalen and Paul Gonzalzles and I am eternally greatful for their company, encouragement and ideas.

Beaux, Paul and I spent four days in boats going from house to house in the immediate flooded areas around my home. We started at daylight and drove our boats home at sunset. We were able to rescue over 100 neighbors, but we had to leave thousands behind. We focused on areas where no other water-based rescue operations were taking place and we could not travel more than one block without hearing the cries for help, people beating from the inside of attics and the pleas for supplies. These people were confused, scared, dehydrated, hungry, tired, elderly, disabled, people needing oxygen, needing dialysis.

The wealthier neighbors kept tabs on which neighbors were staying. They also had communication equipment and pleny of essiential supplies. The poorer neighbors were not as organized. They had water for only a day or two. Sixteen people to some houses. The poor continue to suffer the most. They have no idea how to swim and many are taught that playing with a pit bull would be safer than going into the water for fear of drowning. So they have stayed in their houses, baking, dying. With no direction of how to get to safety.

We had a radio at night to keep us “informed.” Our local news radio station, WWL, failed miserably. They were not broadcasting where the drop off stations were. They were not informing the locals stuck in the water of the best escape routes. While we heard screams at night and banging on rooftops from trapped survivors, WWL was entertaining political debate discussing fault, blame and rebuilding New Orleans. Why weren’t they discussing volunteer efforts and relief? Still today, where is their leadership?

While I don’t think it is an appropriate time to share share the sad realities of what I’ve seen in N.O. as I type this message to you all, I say that I am glad to share the details in the future if you want to know.

I am very greatful to be alive and I am deeply troubled and saddened that I left New Orleans. I never met one aggressive person. I was never intimidated. I felt no threat of violence, other than the mass hype being proliferated by the media. The reports of the media caused me and many other volunteers to leave the city in fear of our lives - maybe this was appropriate, I just don’t know.

I am in Morgan City and I can mobilize over 100 people who will be happy to participate in saving lives TODAY. They are local fisherman and sportsman who have boats and are willing to go into the city with me - but we can not get any clearance. No response from the Mayor’s office. No response from the federal agencies I have contacted. My friends in Morgan City report that over 400 volunteer fisherman from the St. Martin, St. Mary and Lafayette area have been turned around and told they could not go into the City of New Orleans because is was “too dangerous” or for some other reason. I have been sending a video and details of this disaster to news agencies around the country. I am hoping that someone can get through to the “brass.” My fear is that it is all too little and too late.

For all of my friends who live in other cities around our country, please don’t let this happen to you. Make sure your Mayor has a plan. Make sure your Governor has a plan. You don’t want to be walking (or boating) around your home town FIVE DAYS AFTER a national emergency wondering why you, as a private citizen, can still see with your unaided eyes hundreds of people trapped, dying slowly, with no hope of survival.

The day I can return to New Orleans, I will. I will help clean the streets, remove the debris and rebuild my city according to the historical codes that are in place. I will help the displaced and assist in relief efforts. The spirit of New Orleans will not be broken. Our natives are strong, generous and carry the same passion for the Crescent City that I have shared with you all.

I thank our Lord for guidance and support during those solitude and lonely nights on “lake Napoleon.” I thank all of you for your thoughts, prayers and text messages of encouragement. I thank Beaux and Paul for making our small volunteer effort possible.

Again,
Thank you and God Bless you all,
Mark Morice

New Car - 2005 Hyundai Santa Fe GLS

Monday, September 5th, 2005

Bronny and I are are the proud owners of a spankin new Hyundai Santa Fe GLS. It’s midnight-blue. Gas mileage is 20/25. I’m stoked Bronwen will have a car that’s a little higher off the ground, and bigger, with curtain airbags to protect the coming baby. Should be easier to lug baby stuff around too.

I was in the dealership for over 4 hours — Elmore Hyundai in Costa Mesa. I’m told I got it for below invoice, but who knows for sure. I had a lot of Hyundai incentives going for me, so I think that gave the dealer some wiggle room. It was also the last day of the month. My sales guy, Joseph, was awesome. I felt like he was truthful, friendly, and did not put too much pressure on me.

Gentle Dental

Monday, September 5th, 2005

Three years was too long to go without a cleaning. So I needed three fillings at once. That’s the bad news. Good news is I’ve found a great dentist.

I love my dentist. I think I found the trick to finding a good dentist: 1. Go to the insurance provider website. 2. Search for network dentists in your area. 3. Note which dental schools the dentists went to and when they graduated. 4. Pick one who graduated 4-5 years ago from a reputable school.

The benefits are multiple. First, you can be sure the dentist is using the latest technology. Second, new dentists are looking for new patients as they build their practices. Third, efficient dental practices tend to be more convenient. So, I chose Dr. Matt Amero at Gentle Dental. The hygenist who cleaned my teeth is amazing. Matt gave me three fillings and I didn’t feel a thing. And, I got everything done in one two hour visit. I still had a numb mouth when I got on the plane to DC. Couldn’t close my mouth to eat lunch. Must have looked like a “special” old man with food and iced tea slopping out of my mouth and down my chin.

NickyNew Married and Baltimore

Monday, September 5th, 2005

Brother Nick is married. My middle brother, Nick Newcott — NickyNew. To a beautiful, talented artist, Susan. It was a beautiful wedding in DC — bachelor party at the Redskins game in Baltimore, Fourth Presbyterian Church for the service, outdoor reception under tents, lots of family time. The weather was perfect — cool, breezy, the first green summer leaves starting to fall.

Baltimore is not a nice city. Let me clarify. The section of Baltimore around the Ravens’ stadium is not nice. It’s industrial warehouses. Locals put up signs and charge $35 for parking in them. The stadium lots fill up early and it’s impossible to get in. If a lot is full, or “designated for permit holders” the attendants will not tell you where you can park. Other locals attempt to sell “permits” for street parking. It’s a huge scam. A Maryland state trooper verified this for me. He said parking is the responsibility of the city and the local police. All I saw of the local authorities were meter maids and private tow trucks pulling double-duty.